Please, Arizons Cardinals: Sign Kapernick So I Can Watch Football Again

-October 23, 2017 Arizona Cardinals quarterback Carson Palmer broke his arm in the Week 7 shutout loss to the Los Angeles Rams. Once again, an NFL team is faced with the question of whether they’d rather lose games than deal with Colin Kaepernick. For the uninitiated: Colin Kaepernick is being black-listed from employment solely because […]

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Corporate Media Utterly Fails Russia Story

This “Russia hacked the election” story is being misreported by the corporate media. First, while Putin is a bad guy who kills journalists and political opponents, Russia isn’t communist anymore, they’re crony capitalists like us – and since they have a ton of nukes, it’s best to have a working relationship with them. Second, it […]

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Botched Yemen Raid Highlights Trump Incompetence

-March 4, 2017 The level of President Donald Trump’s absolute incompetence is further compounded with each and every detail which has emerged from his actions before, during, and following his initial, botched raid in Yemen, which resulted in the death of Navy SEAL Ryan Owens. Every aspect of this story reeks of sheer ineptitude. According […]

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Obama and the Clintons Ruined the Democrat Party

The American public is decidedly left of center according to public polling across myriad topics. In spite of this, the United States is an incredibly right-wing country – which is directly due to the shoddiness of the Democratic Party and, specifically, the Clintons and Barack Obama. The majority of people in the United States want […]

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Trump’s Muslim Ban Unconstitutional, Irrational, Counter-Productive

Dear America, Since half of this country seems to be confused, allow me to explain a few things about this Muslim travel ban. Yes, it’s a ban. Trump promised a Muslim ban repeatedly as a candidate, yet now that he’s doing it, you want us to not believe our lying eyes. (I thought y’all were […]

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